Women talk back

1 
He said to me .. . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it
I said to him …. . . You wear pants don’t you?
 


2
He said to me … . ……… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him .. That’s a good idea – you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
3
He said to me. . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
 

4
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. 

5
He said to me…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him. . .. A widow.


He said to me…. Why aremarried women heavier thansingle women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed
..Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge. 
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